Q: Hãy chia sẻ làm thế nào để chia rẽ những couple ở quanh bạn?
Source: weibo
Dịch: Yingie
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1. [+8596] Vừa mới gọi điện bảo bạn gái: Chúng mình chia tay đi! Muốn chia rẽ đứa nào thì phải bắt đầu từ mình trước đã.
2. [+5923] Vừa có đôi hỏi tôi đường tới khách sạn ABC, tôi đã chỉ đường đến thư viện cho hai người đó. Hy vọng họ có thể tìm lại bản thân lạc lối giữa đại dương kiến thức, cố gắng phấn đấu vì Tổ quốc nước nhà!
3. [+5301] Đứng bán hoa trên phố, thấy đôi nào đi ngang qua thì: Chú ơi, mua cho mẹ chú bó hoa đi~
4. [+3994] Chuẩn bị một lọ nước tẩy trang, thấy cô nào xinh là phun:)))))
5. [+3622] Đi đến trước mặt một cặp đang ngồi tình tứ, nghiêm túc nói với người con trai, Tôi đang có thai, rồi chờ đến lúc hai người to tiếng, mới chậm rãi nói tiếp, Có thể nhường chỗ cho tôi được không?
6. [+3800] Giàu thì mua hết ghế đôi trong rạp chiếu phim. Nghèo thì mang kim vào siêu thị, chọc thủng Ba Con Sói. Lái taxi thì từ chối chở cặp đôi. Làm ngành ẩm thực thì giảm lượng, tăng giá dành cho các couple. Làm khách sạn thì chỉ cho các đôi thuê phòng standard. Tới siêu thị, nhét mẩu giấy viết Mình chia tay đi vào trong mỗi hộp chocolate.
7. [+3412] Sắp đến Valentine 14/2 rồi, mình xin đề cử vài thứ với mọi người: Thám tử lừng danh Conan.
- Ep 006: Án mạng ngày Lễ tình nhân.
- Ep 018: Tháng Sáu, máu nhuộm lễ đường.
- Ep 095: Án mạng cuộc hẹn của ngài thám tử Kogoro.
- Ep 100~101: Án mạng kỷ niệm mối tình đầu.
- Ep 141~142: Vụ án phòng kín trước ngày cưới.
- Ep 266~268: Sự thực đằng sau ngày Valentine.
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