Q: Nếu có người chê bạn xấu, bạn sẽ nói...
Source: weibo
Dịch: Yingie
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1. [+5537] Nhưng mà tao có tiền!
2. [+3967] Cứ như là mày đẹp đến mức tối đi đường sẽ bị hấp diêm không bằng!
3. [+3653] Thị lực SD sao có thể nhìn thấy cái đẹp HD?
4. [+3519] Cơ mà bạn trai thím vẫn thấy em đẹp ạ!
5. [+2978] Con không chê mẹ xấu!
6. [+2164] Mình lại chẳng giống bạn, phải kiếm cơm nhờ mặt!
7. [+1825] Hôm qua lúc bạn trai thím tán em, em cũng nói với nó y như thế.
8. [+1684] Tránh ra dùm cái má! Dọa wifi nhà tui sợ phát tắt rồi kìa!
9. [+1599] Cuối cùng thì cậu cũng cảm nhận được cảm thụ của người khác khi nhìn thấy cậu rồi ~
10. [+708] Nước ối của mẹ thím là acid sulfuric à?
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