Q: Hãy miêu tả trình độ mặc cả của bản thân!
Source: weibo
Dịch: Yingie
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1. [+4784] Mỗi lần trả giá, chỉ cần trả giá thành công lại cảm thấy bản thân bị lừa...
2. [+4374] Nếu là ông già bà cả bán hàng, đảm bảo mọi người sẽ không mặc cả.
3. [+3540] Bình thường toàn mẹ mình mặc cả, còn mình đứng sau phụ họa: “Đúng rồi! Đúng rồi!”
4. [+3316] Tôi: “Ông chủ, cái quần này bao nhiêu tiền thế?” Chủ quán: “1500!” Tôi: “Khu chú có cái ngân hàng nào không ạ?” Ông chủ hí hửng: “Có! Có chứ!” Tôi: “Thế sao chú không đi cướp cmn đi!!!”
5. [+2462] Ở cổng trường bọn tớ có bà bán dép 20 tệ một đôi, tớ: “10 tệ được không ạ?” Bà mỉm cười đầy hiền từ: “Được chứ! Thế con muốn đi chân phải hay chân trái?”
6. [+2587] Định mua cái tai nghe, hỏi người bán: “Chú ơi, cái tai nghe này bao nhiêu ạ?” Người bán tai nghe: “Cái này à, hàng Nokia chính hãng đấy, giá gốc 350, bán lẻ 120, mà nhìn cô bé thật thà, chú bán 8 tệ thôi.”
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