Q: Hãy miêu tả một cách khéo léo một người chân có mùi?
Source: weibo
Dịch: Yingie
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1. [+3826] Trời mưa, chân bạn cực kì giống sầu riêng.
2. [+3424] “Mau vào đi, cậu không phải đổi giày đâu.”
3. [+3156] “Nghe nói mày không cẩn thận bị rắn độc cắn vào chân, may mà nhân viên y tế tới kịp, con rắn độc mới được cứu mạng.”
4. [+2578] Anh nhớ em, nhớ nụ cười của em, nhớ mùi hương của em, nhớ đôi tất trắng của em... Chết, hưởng thọ 20 tuổi.
5. [+2519] “Chân nó thúi đến mức nào?” “Không biết, lúc ấy tui ngất nhanh quá, không ngửi rõ.”
6. [+1912] “Hai, chân hai hết đát rồi hả?”
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