Kỉ niệm về thầy cô
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1. Thầy Toán: Dạng bài này đề thi đại học nào cũng có, nếu các em ko tập trung nghe giảng thì năm sau người ta vào đại học yêu đương thắm thiết, các em vẫn chỉ vùi đầu ngồi luyện giải dạng bài này thôi.
2. Thầy Hoá: Em ngửi thử đi.
Tôi: Ngửi được ạ?
Thầy: Ừ ngửi đi.
Tôi: Mùi kinh lắm ạ, em thấy choáng váng mặt mày.
Thầy quay ra nói với cả lớp: Ừ dung dịch này có độc đấy, sau này tuyệt đối ko đc ngửi nhé.
3. Cô giáo chủ nhiệm từng hỏi: Các em đều là lợn hết nhỉ? (Bọn tôi sinh năm 95)
4. Thầy Lý: Câu này rất quan trọng, mấy em đang ngủ dậy nghe tôi giảng một phút thôi, sau ngủ cũng chưa muộn.
5. Đây là câu hỏi biếu điểm đấy. Đáp án A rõ ràng ko đúng, đáp án B có thể loại trừ, đáp án D là để gây nhiễu, vậy chỉ có thể chọn C.
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