Có lúc nào bố mẹ làm bạn chỉ muốn chui vào góc nhà tự kỉ ko?
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1. Mẹ mua áo phao mới cho con nhé?
Cái năm ngoái đâu?
Nó xấu rồi mà mẹ.
Nó chưa chê con xấu thì thôi.
2. Tháng này đủ tiền tiêu ko con?
Mẹ yên tâm, vẫn rủng rỉnh ạ.
Thế chuyển khoản cho mẹ một triệu, mẹ tiêu hụt ngân quỹ, ko dám xin sợ bố con mắng.
3. Ngày xưa bố mà chăm chỉ thì con giờ đã là công tử nhà đại gia rồi.
Thì con chăm chỉ đi, con trai con sẽ là công tử nhà đại gia vậy.
Sao con phải nai lưng khổ sở vì thằng oắt đó chứ!
Hồi ấy bố nghĩ y như con.
4. Lần đầu dẫn bạn trai về nhà, bố mẹ tay bắt mặt mừng bảo: Chắc cháu khổ vì nó nhiều rồi phải ko, con bé này tính nết khó chiều, lại hậu đậu vụng về, tội nghiệp cháu quá.
5. Mai bố đi họp phụ huynh cho con nhé?
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