Q: Việc khiến bạn cảm thấy Mình quá thông minh rồi

Source: weibo

Dịch: Yingie

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1. Sắp tết, một người bạn đã không liên hệ gì mấy năm liền bỗng nhiên PM cho tôi: Có đó không?

Đây.

Kết quả, người đó nhắn tiếp: Dạo này túng quá, cho mình mượn ít tiền được không?

Tôi đơ ra một lúc, sau đó ngay lập tức nhắn lại: Đây.

Cho mình vay 5 triệu đi.

Đây.

Cậu sao thế?

Đây.

Đệt! Trả lời tự động à?!

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